u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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