Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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