your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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