ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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