I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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