that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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