We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
