belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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