I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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