just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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