Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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