just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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