garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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