Pappa wants mamma naked
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
