i was born a porn star she said
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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