do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
...so i touched it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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