I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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