The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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