Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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