i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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