how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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