went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Please don't give away my fajitas
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