the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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