Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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