I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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