flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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