yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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