Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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