Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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