Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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