Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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