I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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