Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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