sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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