Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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