Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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