Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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