Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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