Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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