you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I faked an abortion last night.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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