They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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