I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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