and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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