I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I have post one night stand depression
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