I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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