I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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