ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just cropdusted the office
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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