So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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