ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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