We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize