Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
