i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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