Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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