but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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