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I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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