But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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