I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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