I wannas sexs uuuuu
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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